A distant derivative of the insult hoser.

hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden
Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...
by goldsac October 31, 2007
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a herd of school buses
Get over into the right lane, there's a garden of school buses in front of us picking up students from the art museum.
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She almost panicked when she noticed her garden poking out of her bikini bottom.
by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2010
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A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.
Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16
by LudwigVan November 13, 2003
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I couldn't figure out why the pig kept looking at me, but then I saw a garden staring at me like "remember me from the pen?"
by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003
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A gardener is a piece of shit who never mows the lawns and let’s all your plants die.
Shasko Dubich our gardener pulled up in his 2005 g wagon and was three hours late and all he had to do was mow the grass and rake the leaves. Andre Rakin his right hand man was drinking a beer while Shasko Dubich bragged about how he owned a trailer park.
by Shasko Dubich February 3, 2022
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A band made of a duo; Fletcher and Wyatt Shesrs , driven by the genre Vada Vada. Unique in its semi-eclectic and unique sound.
Guy: Just listened to The Garden - the beats are so narly! is it expiremental, rock,electronic, alternative?

Gal: it’s Vada Vada- a mix!

Guy: wow- I suddenly discovered another aspect of life through the lyrics, I’ve never looked at it that way!

Gal: it’s fun isn’t it? !
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